'Avoiding it like the plague...'
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
So what do we use as a phrase instead of: 'Avoiding it like the plague' now that we know that a lot of people don't, in fact, avoid plagues...
— Sophie Spengler (@sophie_sweets) August 6, 2020
"I really really really want a bigger cigar." - Groucho Spice
— Phil Comedy (@philswales) August 7, 2020
Everyone says I look like the back of a boat.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) August 3, 2020
*stern face*
If I was a millionaire, I'd eat *normal* shortbread from time to time, just to keep me in touch with my roots.
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) August 6, 2020
Ground beef, $3.99. Air beef, being much harder to catch, $14.99.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) August 4, 2020
For a quarter of a century my neighbour gets so noisy, as he bellows down the phone "You know theres more to me than Boycie." For 25 years I've been living next door to Challis.
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) August 7, 2020
Published: 7 Aug 2020
