Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

It's called the spine, Donald.
Something you don't have pic.twitter.com/6zYED0rgDN

— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) June 2, 2020

Does 'heinous' rhyme with 'penis' or 'anus'? To win a prize, send your one word answer to Piers Morgan. Good luck!

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) March 5, 2012

I've FINALLY found out what chronology is.

And it's about time.

— Jason (@NickMotown) June 1, 2020

Old electric toothbrush heads make ideal ‘AirPods’ for people who don’t really like music pic.twitter.com/LwfvXhfx4U

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 3, 2020

I was upset at people in the office stealing my highlighter pens, but now I'm just going to draw a line under things.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) June 4, 2020

The sum of the shredded cabbage multiplied by the total amount of carrot is equal to the square root of the mayonnaise.
That’s Cole’s Law

— trouteyes (@trouteyes) June 4, 2020

Published: 5 Jun 2020