Taking Snoopy to the vet
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
VET: You said your dog has been acting strange? Like lethargic, or not eating?
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 16, 2020
CHARLIE BROWN: He’s been pretending to murder people as a WWI pilot.
Woke up this morning and my pillow case is covered in sticky crumbs
— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) April 15, 2020
Shouldn’t have gone to bed with my hair in a bun pic.twitter.com/HiroEXcVOn
Girl melon: Why can't we just run away and get married?
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) April 16, 2020
Boy melon: Because we're can'telopes.
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ZZ Top. If you’re reading this... why don’t you call your next album ZZ Listening?
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) April 17, 2020
You’re welcome
Don’t allow your days to slip away aimlessly during lockdown. Get organised, and squander your time according to a strict schedule.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 15, 2020
There's a new Viz (issue 296) in the shops today, if there's any shops today. Or you could always get a digital copy here: https://t.co/aVJe5RDU6a pic.twitter.com/dslayKFKAe
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) April 15, 2020
Dad: pretty excited about my stimulus check
— TuSoon Shakur (@TuSoonShakur) April 17, 2020
Doctor: cool but it’s called a prostate exam
Does anyone know if it’s safe to dye your pubes? It’s a bit of a grey area.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) April 17, 2020
Published: 17 Apr 2020
