Dogs cannot contract Covid-19...
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
— Liam Hackett (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020
Donald Trump blocks travel from Europe to the US, coming as terrible news to all but one person: pic.twitter.com/wMiM3mqo1B
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 12, 2020
Can’t believe the stockpiling going on in Tesco pic.twitter.com/iAf2uyvFP0
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 10, 2020
Her: "I’m into bad boys."
— Butch Raptor 🎷 (@IamDadSerious) March 9, 2020
Me: *touches own face*
Processing the reality that a standup comedy show is now offically a ‘non-essential gathering’ and therefore I have arguably had ‘17 non-essential years’.
— Mark Watson (1980-present day) (@watsoncomedian) March 13, 2020
The wage gap isn't real. Men just tend to go for higher paying jobs, like doctor, engineer and CEO. Whereas women go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO.
— REECE'S (@reeces) March 10, 2020
Published: 13 Mar 2020
