I've heard of this Spandau Ballet tribute act...

Tweets of the week

oh fuck this was in an actual medical journal I'm gonna cry lmao pic.twitter.com/TiIpxZAX9f
— 🏳️‍⚧️ Nova 🏳️‍⚧️ (@NovaArksenth) January 16, 2020

I’m lazy, but not guy who named Newfound-Land lazy.
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) January 15, 2020

if you pronounce the e at the end of testosterone it sounds like a type of pasta
— natalie but reborn (@nata41337) January 15, 2020

being into straight men is surreal. one time a few years ago I had a guy over for dinner and he asked to help cook so I told him to halve the cauliflower and when I looked over he was literally trying to rip it apart. with his bare hands. most insane thing I've ever witnessed
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) January 14, 2020

I heard there's a campanological Spandau Ballet tribute act, but it doesn't ring True.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) January 15, 2020

Me: [turning key in lock at Amnesiacs Anonymous HQ] What *am* I letting myself in for?
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) January 15, 2020

The Jewish girl who wrote a diary about her family hiding in the attic has opened her own nightclub. However, instead of paying cash to get in you have to wear a floral head-dress.
So...

If you’re going to Anne Frank’s Disco be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
— Julian Lee (@JulianLeeComedy) January 16, 2020