Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) December 30, 2019

The best thing about Jojo Rabbit is that a year from now a bunch of boomers will do a "which Disney character are you?" quiz on Facebook and get Adolf Hitler

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 2, 2020

My brother had a drum kit fall on his head and it led to percussion, but don’t worry, it sounds a lot worse than it actually is.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 3, 2020

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

— Daniel KibblesMMXX (@kibblesmith) January 1, 2020

Dominic Cummings looks like he came last in a ‘hipster tortoise with food poisoning’ lookalike contest and is seething about it.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) January 2, 2020

Published: 3 Jan 2020