So I put my phone in airplane mode...
Tweets of the week
Despite repeated discussions with Conservative Central Offical I’m afraid Boris Johnson is running scared and refusing to appear on Pointless Celebrities. If he’d had the guts to appear I wanted to ask him about Kurt Russell films and to name a Christmas number one from the 1970s
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 6, 2019
Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) December 3, 2019
when last year's Christmas-lights we try to retrieve
Amnesiacs, just who the hell do they think they are?
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) December 4, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to sell me a tiny can of coke for £2
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) December 4, 2019
He's making a list,
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 6, 2019
And checking it twice,
You're gonna find number 8
Very hard to believe.
Santa Clause is working for Buzzfeed.
He was so pissed last night he didn't even make it back to his room pic.twitter.com/xqvqt8HDQp
— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) December 1, 2019
Published: 6 Dec 2019