
This would improve Star Wars...
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
so you’re telling me Warm Regards is fine, but Moist Regards is "weird" and "makes the office uncomfortable"?
— nina oyama (@ninaoyama) November 3, 2019
Ok boomer.
The first sign of madness is the heavy heavy monster sound
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 6, 2019
In Star Wars they should have made all the spaceships black with white Dots to camouflage them from other space ships. Missed a trick there.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) November 8, 2019
Disgrace how the SJWs have decided it's now offensive to clap at any of my shows.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) November 8, 2019
Overheard someone talking about me in glowing terms. Really praising me. Then, of course, I realised they’d actually said "my colleague". Yep. Back to normal.
— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) November 8, 2019
Hang on a minute, I’ve just realised Kanye IS saying she’s a gold digger.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) November 8, 2019
Published: 8 Nov 2019