Congratulations to Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Tweets of the week
Dear @Tesco, I bought this bag of dog rolls with the expectation that they'd be "white hot", however they are no warmer than room temperature. Please advise. pic.twitter.com/XnBIVrxznR
— Benjamin Partridge (@benpartridge) September 23, 2019
The inventor of the spell checker has died.
— ᴄʜʀɪꜱ ᴠ2.0.19 (@drofidnas) September 24, 2019
His funnel will be lateral this whelk.
every british actor’s ‘early life’ section on wiki is like
— cecilia (@pokemon2000hive) September 26, 2019
Born Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo in their family’s humble 9th century ancestral castle. Descendant of Lord King Baronet Ser William of Gondor. Educated at the Brumblybum School of No Poors Here.
Congratulations to Phoebe Waller-Bridge for turning an Edinburgh show into £50 million, and thus breaking even on the venue hire.
— Lucien Young (@LucienDYoung) September 25, 2019
Why have they used a picture of a penis https://t.co/hq6BNSxZ0Q
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) September 21, 2019
Published: 27 Sep 2019