Space could be filled with vampires...
Tweets of the week
I was with a woman once who told me i had a donkey dick, but it was because of the smell.
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) August 15, 2019
Where are On/Off switches manufactured?
— Rob (@_Bankrobber_) August 16, 2019
Prestatyn.
Dealing with plot holespic.twitter.com/ZcUC8LYddi
— Swapna Haddow (@SwapnaHaddow) August 11, 2019
With the benefit of hindsight, ‘Sexy Fenders’ was not a good name for a guitar shop.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) August 16, 2019
Space could be filled with vampires, but we would never know, because telescopes use mirrors.
— Mortis (@WitchyDruss) August 15, 2019
Published: 16 Aug 2019