The wit and wisdom of Voltaire
Tweets of the week
"You fuckers better not attribute any old shit quotes to me after I'm dead. Alright?"
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) June 18, 2019
Voltaire
Who called it a foot fetish and not sandalwood?
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) June 21, 2019
I never liked my index and middle fingers but I’ve made peace with it
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) June 19, 2019
Stormy Daniels offers sympathy to the US military, as she knows what it’s like to have a drone go down in a sensitive area. pic.twitter.com/duWDwjVcML
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 20, 2019
When is the Javid vs Gove third place play-off?
— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) June 20, 2019
Published: 21 Jun 2019