Dating Jesus
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
Parrot sounds like pirate when a pirate says it and pirate sounds like parrot when a parrot says it.
— swimming tablets (@Lalnation) April 3, 2019
Date: This has been really fun
— AdamCerious (@Browtweaten) April 3, 2019
Jesus: So, do you wanna go to my place and *makes finger through the hole gesture*
Date: Doesn't it hurt to do that
the Sultan of Brunei's car isn't the *least* gay car I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/HZFxwhSbwV
— Charlie Skelton (@deYook) April 3, 2019
I am iron man
— Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname) April 4, 2019
*sets the steam to high
for denim pants*
the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead
— beth, a haunted cat toy (@hauntedcattoy) April 3, 2019
Published: 5 Apr 2019
