Brexit has been like...
Tweets of the week
Thinking about becoming famous by changing my name to Brexit Turmoil.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) November 16, 2018
Brexit has been 18 months of watching someone trying to haggle on prices with the automatic scanning machine at a Tesco checkout.
— Simon McGarr (@Tupp_Ed) November 13, 2018
I feel I should take the job of Brexit Secretary now. If only so that when I resign, Theresa May can finally be proved right than No Deal is better than a Baddiel.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) November 15, 2018
me: i need to talk to someone about making some changes to my nose
— John Darby (@mrjohndarby) November 13, 2018
plastic surgeon: ok i'm all ears
me: I need to speak to someone else then
My experience of tantric sex was a long time coming.
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) November 14, 2018
Published: 16 Nov 2018