My budgie broke its legs...
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
If you're a comedian at Edinburgh don't forget- they aren't bad reviews they are baseless smears put out by the mainstream media.
— Alistair Green (@GreenAlistair) August 8, 2018
My budgie broke his legs so I made a splint for him out of matches.
— Jim Corbridge (@MrBonMot) August 8, 2018
The first time he walked you should have seen his little face light up!
A MAGICIAN WITH FIRM WORK/LIFE BOUNDARIES SHOWING A DATE INTO HIS ROOM: This isn't where the magic happens.
— John-Luke Roberts (@jlukeroberts) August 6, 2018
Pretty cool how restaurants have those tanks you can leave your crab in while you eat
— Rylie comrie (@ryliecomrie_) August 6, 2018
Published: 10 Aug 2018
