'People tell me I've got a Messiah complex'
Tweets of the week
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to think of reasonable sounding ways to blame other people for things I could totally change but consistently don’t.
— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) July 28, 2018
People have told me I’ve got a Messiah complex, but that’s ok, I forgive them.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) August 1, 2018
Woman: it's legal to breastfeed my son in public
— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) August 1, 2018
Cop: not while he's driving
Published: 3 Aug 2018