Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is you never chalk a boot shiny wasp horse cubs.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 20, 2018

This duck's bill looks like a smaller, older, less happy duck. pic.twitter.com/eyhiamYkcX

— Colley (@JamColley) May 18, 2018

Just mistyped 'Jesus Christ' as 'Jesus Heist' and, well, if anyone needs me I'll be over here, writing Hollywood's hottest spec script.

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) May 23, 2018

My older brother once threatened to fart on my head, but I didn't expect him to follow through.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 25, 2018

Published: 25 May 2018