Sick jokes
As a heckle, it takes some beating…
Kiwi stand-up Melanie Bracewell was midway through her show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival last night when a punter started vomiting over his fellow audience members. And quite profusely.
She told the New Zealand Herald: ‘At first I thought he was just spilling a drink, then the spilling of the drink went on for a while.
‘It turned out that he was just very, very sick and there was a lot of chundering involved.’
She stopped the show in Aukland, called the man an ambulance and started cleaning up.
The 22-year-old offered people the chance to leave given that ‘it smelt a bit’, and about a third did. The few remaining unvommited-upon chairs were huddled round the stage allowing Bracewell to continue, although she acknowledged it was ‘weird’.
‘He wasn't drunk or anything,’ she insisted. ‘He was just a guy who wanted to come out for the night and had some sort of stomach flu. I hope he didn't pass it around.’
Published: 18 May 2018