Tweets of the week
SIGNIFICANTLY improve the outcome of a practical joke by filling a whoopee cushion with Nutella @TwopTwips
— Thucky 👤 (@Thuckster__) January 4, 2018
[wedding reception]
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 5, 2018
BEST MAN: *making a toast* please raise your glasses
CLARK KENT: oh no
I must be holding my umbrella too high because I've attracted a LOT of tourists
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) January 4, 2018
Published: 5 Jan 2018
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