Truth and lies
Quote of the week
‘Politicians are the opposite of comedians — they tell one big lie, but with tiny truths inside… comedians tell one great truth with a bunch of lies along the way.’ Katherine Ryan
Tweets of the week
Man on train saying he's in back-to-back meetings all day, I suggested trying face-to-face meetings. He left without thanking me.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 11, 2017
Don't blame it on the submachine
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 11, 2017
Don't blame it on the monolith
Don't blame it on food timer
Blame it on autocorrect
Lif's too short.
— Ian Power (@IHPower) September 14, 2017
Published: 15 Sep 2017