Tweets of the week
surprised to find that warbling is not a field marshall's medals
— Arthur Sixpence (@Parkerbats) August 1, 2017
I was thrown out of the 'Guild of Dove Impersonators' after a failed coup.
— Ben (@0point5twins) August 1, 2017
It doesn't have to be The Ring, technically you die after watching any movie if you're patient.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) July 27, 2017
Published: 4 Aug 2017
Gig of the day
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
@sohoplace
from 14:30
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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier
Theatre Royal Haymarket
Sunday 29th Dec from 16:00Book now
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The Comedy Store Players
Comedy Store
Sunday 29th Dec from 19:30
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Arthur Smith and Clare Ferguson Walker: : Two Poets and a Packet of Crisps
Bristol Folk House
Saturday 1st Mar from 19:30Book now
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Mr Swallow In Show Pony
Hackney Empire
Thursday 1st May from 19:30Book now
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Stuart Laws Has to Be Joking?
Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Thursday 20th Mar from 19:30Book now
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