And, surprise, it's humiliation all round

The script of the Inbetweeners movie – in which the four main characters go on a debauched lads’ holiday – has been leaked to the press.

The Sun’s showbiz columnist Gordon Smart has seen a copy of Iain Morris and Damion Beesley’s screenplay and claims it ‘had me in fits of laughter’.

In the film the boys meet a group of four girls while on holiday to Malia, Crete.

Scenes are said to include fantasist Jay being terrorised by a nine-year-old local who pulls his swimming trunks down; Will getting sunburn in the shape of a penis; and Neil getting intimate with a dinner lady from his junior school as well as getting a dodgy tattoo.

The boys indulge in shambolic skinny-dipping and ‘suicide shots’ of tequila, while Simon nearly drowns after a boat trip.

According to Smart’s Bizarre column ‘the best scene in the film involves Will reserving sunbeds, an angry hardman and a child in a wheelchair’.

The film is due out later this year.

Published: 3 Jan 2011