Tony Law ducks out...

1. Ice Skating.  Skating is fast fun and relatively safe. So get your blades on.

2.  Become a bear.  You'll be frightened by the crowds and prefer spending time at the dump.

3.  Don't think about it.

4. Complain to your friends all the time about the thing you wanted to do.

5. Botanical gardens.

6. Use magic powers to disrupt bad vibrations.  

7. Hide behind stones on Arthur's seat and jump out and people going: 'Hey hey hey you want I should buy you a cwaffee?'  Or whatever.  Flush others trying to escape back into it.

8.  That awesome museum. The big one by Bedlam?  You know. Scottish national one.  Interactive.  Can't 'member its name but it really is awesome awesomely great.  

9. Do less.   Sleep on The Mound.    Read the national papers but no reviews of anyone ever.   Especially mine.  They'll be wrong.  Ho ho.

10. Go to Tony Law Frillemorphesis. So chaotic and inconsistent you'll feel you're no where near the fringe for an hour. Be fun though.

Tony Law Frillemorphesis is on at The Stand 3&4, 13:00

Published: 24 Aug 2015