How street performing got me punched in the mouth
04/06/2018 … I have, on the left side of my bottom lip, as it touches my teeth, a little bump.
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04/06/2018 … I have, on the left side of my bottom lip, as it touches my teeth, a little bump.
07/05/2018 … Before stand-up, I wanted to be a writer.
27/04/2018 … A couple of weeks ago, I was on holiday (I had a delightful time, thank you for asking), and, one afternoon, probably after multiple negronis, one of us, for god…
05/04/2018 … Every year, when I turn up at the Edinburgh Fringe, I see massive posters for shows by comedians that I, nor anyone else I encounter, has ever done a gig with, or…
03/04/2018 … Occasionally, when I'm talking to a new person, and we're talking about what we do, and where we work, and I mention in passing that one of the many places…
01/04/2018 … • This was an April Fool's joke – at least for now – which we ran on the appropriate day.
13/03/2018 … I visit a lot of green rooms doing stand-up.
12/03/2018 … Today was the first time in my life that Ken Dodd made me cry instead of smile.
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