Oh, put it away!
Matt Thomas wishes comedians would leave their genitals alone
13/10/2011 … The other day I was involved in an early heat of one of the many comedy competitions.
2011 Opinions
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Thu 13 October 2011
Thu 06 October 2011
Unfair competition
Simon Caine hates new act contests decided by audiences
06/10/2011 … As I stand in the wings my heartbeat quickens.
Wed 05 October 2011
Mock The Week isn't the problem...
Bethany Black on the old 'women in comedy' debate
05/10/2011 … I keep getting dragged in to an argument on Twitter, an argument with people who ostensibly are attempting to fight my corner, but in reality do not understand the…
Tue 04 October 2011
Don't panic! The sitcom's not dead
Steve Bennett on the myth of a comedy 'golden age'
04/10/2011 … Whenever an icon of comedy dies, broadcasters traditionally dust down a long-forgotten episode of their greatest work to screen in tribute.
Tue 27 September 2011
What my Madelaine McCann joke taught me about comedy
27/09/2011 … A few years ago, I used to have a joke that went like this: 'You know when you've got something you desperately don't want to lose, you put it somewhere safe.
Mon 26 September 2011
If there was ever a good time for a rape joke...
Freddy Quinne on an unusual start to his gig
26/09/2011 … During my last 15 months in comedy, I’ve done over 150 gigs all over the UK.
Fri 23 September 2011
Horses for courses
Mark Olver on whether any comedy venue is 'perfect'
23/09/2011 … Yesterday, Toby Martin wrote on these pages how he disliked the experience of watching comedy at the Komedia in Bath.
Thu 22 September 2011
Big isn't beautiful
Toby Martin thinks his local Komedia is overpriced
22/09/2011 … What you really need from your average comedy club are tables that are side-on to the stage, high ceilings that swallow up the laughter and suppress what ambiance…