The impossibly bewitching Lady Carol is the epitome of enigmatic beauty and untouchable grace. She shares some of her tips on etiquette and elegance, safe in the knowledge no amount of advice can make us as glamorous as her.

Her gift to the world of variety is her haunting singing voice. Strumming a cheap ukulele, she infuses Radiohead's Creep and Cab Calloway's Minnie The Moocher with an ethereal quality that will bring you out in goosebumps. Divine.