Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Patti Harrison: My Huge Tits Huge Because They Are Infected Not Fake!
Date: Sat 25 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeremy Segway: A Life Out of Balance
Date: Sat 25 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Show starts: 22:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 May 2024
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £26.50 to £86.76
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 May 2024
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £22
Improv with Josie Lawrence, Lee Simpson, Neil Mullarkey, Ruth Bratt, Ian Coppinger and Kirsty Newton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 27 May 2024
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 27 May 2024
Venue: Fortune Theatre
Price: £39.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
King Gong
Date: Mon 27 May 2024
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10
Brutal new act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison: My Huge Tits Huge Because They Are Infected Not Fake!
Date: Mon 27 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Fortune Theatre
Price: £49.50 to £59.40
Two shows: 3pm and 7.30pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Gary Colman, Hal Cruttenden, Ian Stone, Jeff Innocent, Mark Thomas
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £20
Stand Up for Game Therapy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £26.50 to £86.76
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: 2Northdown
Price: £2.00
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Zedwell Hotel Piccadilly
Price: £5 to £7
Halal Fried Comics. Muslim comedy night. Plus: Muhsin Yehsilada, Fathiya Saleh, Ibrahim Sesay
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: 2Northdown
Price: £2
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club
Price: £1
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
No Direction Home
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Refugee comedy collective with headliner Nabil Abdulrashid.
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison: My Huge Tits Huge Because They Are Infected Not Fake!
Date: Tue 28 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £26.50 to £86.76
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Holding Space: 2Prov Comedy
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: 2Northdown
Price: £9.00
With Helen Duff, Jonathan Broke
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Folk Detectives
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: The Water Rats
Price: £15.00
Musical comedy act with Matthew Crampton and Paul Hutchinson as a pair of bold but inept podcasters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton & Suki Webster’s Improv Show
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £12 to £22
Comics: Paul Merton, Suki Webster
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Fortune Theatre
Price: £69.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison: My Huge Tits Huge Because They Are Infected Not Fake!
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Steph Tolev: The Filth Queer Tour
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 May 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Pugh: Existin' La Vida Loca
Date: Thu 30 May 2024
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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