Why the New Seekers failed

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The posters for this are definitely going to have certain letters scribbled out. pic.twitter.com/BEjfgcGeDq
— T'Other Simon off of Plastic Jeezus (@TOther_Simon) March 20, 2024

I spell optician "optiiciian". I think it should have four "i"s
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 18, 2024

#1Pun

Did you know that Steffi Graff has a twin brother, Otto, who signs photos of her for fans?

I’ll get me racquet ????
— Her Royal Heinous ☘️????⚪️ (@HerRoyalHeinous) March 21, 2024

Pronouncing "Renault Clio" to rhyme with "Pinocchio"
— Friz Frizzle (@FrizFrizzle) March 22, 2024

Is it too much to ask Twitter, when a celebrity over the age of 70 is trending, to indicate "Dead, Birthday, or Nonce"?
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) March 21, 2024

1970s FACT: The New Seekers actually did try to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony once, but failed because Holland was too flat.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 20, 2024

[Zoo]
Visitor: "I like that cage labelled 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just got a mirror in it"
Zookeeper: "Yup, thought-provoking stuff. *Whispering into phone* The leopard's escaped again"
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) March 17, 2024