From The Onion
Cults treat you like a family, but are – in fact – a prison, as Glensard Handswith describes here.
When he first founded The Precious Order, it was bliss. But it soon turned into a nightmare thanks to his followers, who were becoming, in his words ‘super clingy’.
His sobering story is brought to you by The Onion…
Published: 21 Mar 2025
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