Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
New Act Night
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Johnny Bow,Craig Scott,Jack King,Kieran Seddon,El Purnell
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Plus: Kieran Lawless, Melina Fiol, Oliver Bowler
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Open Mic Comedy Night
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Longley, Mick Ferry, Phil Chapman
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Funmbi Omotayo, Hayley Ellis, Matt Richardson
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £16 (£12 concs)
Plus: Sophie Garrad,Ajay Rose
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Longley, Mick Ferry, Phil Chapman
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
CroppaChoppa's Slumber Party
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £10
'Stand-up comedy & sleepover games for girls, gays, theys, & emotionally intelligent men' with Charlotte Cropper, Beth Moore, Rosalie Minnitt, Nose, Freddie Hayes
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water's Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £0.00
With Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Funmbi Omotayo, Hayley Ellis, Matt Richardson
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 (£18 concs)
Plus: Mark Bittlestone
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Poynton Workmens Club
Price: £13.50
Comics: Abi Carter-Simpson, Stephen Bailey, Matt Reed
Plus: Jack Miller
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club Seel Street
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Funmbi Omotayo, Hayley Ellis, Matt Richardson
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £24
Plus: Mark Bittlestone. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £16.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Longley, Mick Ferry, Phil Chapman
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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