Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Price: £23.50 to £25.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Nina Gilligan
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 (£18 concs)
Plus: Joe Mcternan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Nina Gilligan
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £24
Plus: Joe Mcternan. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: £0.00 to £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Archie Kelly, Dominic Woodward, Phil Walker, Sam Avery
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Walmer Bridge Village Hall
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Sun 27 Apr 2025
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 29 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Lucy Pearman, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Adam Evans, Jacky Boy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 30 Apr 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £16 (£12 concs)
Plus: Alex Bertulis Fernandes,Alfie Dundas
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, Marcel Lucont, Mick Ferry, Paul Sinha
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Altrincham Bowdon Rooms
Price: £27.50
Just the Tonic Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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