Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Date: Wed 23 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 31 Mar 2025
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Apr 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Apr 2025
Venue: Blackburn King George's Hall
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Apr 2025
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 1 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Stuart Goldsmith, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Jennifer Zheng, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes, Toby Isaacson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Phil Nichol, Ryan Gough, Tez Ilyas
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Congleton Lion and Swan
Price: £16.50
Plus: Bella Humpries
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: LIVE!!!
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hannah Platt: Defence Mechanism
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £15.40 (£13.20 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £16 (£12 concs)
Plus: Rich Spalding,Dani Johns
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celeste Barber: Back Up Dancer
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Tothill: Thank God This Lasts Forever
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water's Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £0.00
With Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 (£18 concs)
Plus: Rich Spalding
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Deane, Phil Nichol, Scott Bennett
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Chorlton-cum-Hardy Hough End Centre
Price: £16.50
Plus: Seeta Wrightson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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