Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jon Culshaw: Imposter Syndrome
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Barrow-in-Furness The Forum
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paddy Young: If I Told You I'd Have to Kiss You
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £18.70 (£17.60 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sarah Keyworth: My Eyes Are Up Here
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daisy Earl, Morgan Rees, Pete Otway, Thomas Green
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 (£18 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Melanie Bracewell: Attack of the Melanie Bracewell
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Manchester Stoller Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water's Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £0.00
With Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Daisy Earl, Morgan Rees, Pete Otway, Thomas Green
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £24
Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £11 & £9.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £14.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rachel Galvo: The Sh*te Feminist
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David McSavage - McSavage Rules
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Dave McSavage
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Duker: But Daddy I Love Her
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jon Culshaw: Imposter Syndrome
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water's Comedy For Kids
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £8
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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