Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Music, Mayhem and a Mezzo
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Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Guildford Electric Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manic Mugday
Date: Mon 10 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove Artista Cafe & Gallery
Price: £5
Weekly comedy competition. No acts listed
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith and Clare Ferguson Walker: : Two Poets and a Packet of Crisps
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Break:Out
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £7.00
Work in progress of a dark, personal queer comedy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Bragg: Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong with Him
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Esther Manito, Michael Odewale, Sarah Callaghan
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 (£13 concs)
Plus: Lee Peart
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Hastings White Rock Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Comedy Experiment
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £0.00
New material afternoon
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Extra Topping Comedy Showcase
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £8.00
Comedy that isn't stand-up: sketch, improv, character, musical, puppetry and parody, hosted by Leslie Bloom.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Odewale, Sarah Callaghan
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £25 (£20 concs)
Plus: Lee Peart,James Danielewski
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Kemsley: Everything Always Works Out For Me
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Mar 2025
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Sun 16 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 16 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: £24.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shabaz Ali: I Am Rich You Are Poor
Date: Sun 16 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 17 Mar 2025
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Manic Mugday
Date: Mon 17 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove Artista Cafe & Gallery
Price: £5
Weekly comedy competition. No acts listed
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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