Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Tue 18 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 18 Mar 2025
Venue: Woking Cellar Magnifique
Price: £10
Comedy Magnifique. Plus: Hubert Mayr, Joe Haddad
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 19 Mar 2025
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Wed 19 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chelsea Birkby: This is Life, Cheeky Cheeky
Date: Wed 19 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £11
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Royal Hippodrome
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Kemsley: Everything Always Works Out For Me
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Fri 21 Mar 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Devonshire Park Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Fri 21 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Fardell, Joanna Neary, Sam Savage
Date: Fri 21 Mar 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Lamb Inn
Price: £11 to £13.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Akadiri, Sharon Wanjohi
Date: Fri 21 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 (£13 concs)
Plus: Eleanor Conway,Andy Fox
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jon Culshaw: Imposter Syndrome
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Camberley Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Akadiri, Sharon Wanjohi
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £25 (£20 concs)
Plus: Eleanor Conway,Andy Fox
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Late Nite* with William Stone (*starts at 8)
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £5.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manic Mugday
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove Artista Cafe & Gallery
Price: £5
Weekly comedy competition. No acts listed
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £0.00
Preview show
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rotunda Comedy
Date: Wed 26 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Rotunda Cafe Bar
Price: £20.00
Comics: Alasdair Beckett-King, Anna Thomas, Dinesh Nathan
Plus: Chelsea Birkby
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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