With the 3rd millennium almost 2.5 per cent complete, Andy Zaltzman, one of the UK's leading satirical comedians, assesses the state of Planet Earth and its most famous and controversial species – the human race. In the biggest stand-up tour of his career, Andy will attempt to concoct vaguely plausible answers to perennial questions such as What?, Who?, Where?, and above all Why?
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 22 Nov 2024
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 23 Nov 2024
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 Nov 2024
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
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Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Nov 2024
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Dec 2024
Venue: Bath Komedia
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Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
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Date: Sun 8 Dec 2024
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Jan 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Sat 11 Jan 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Sun 12 Jan 2025
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
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Date: Fri 17 Jan 2025
Venue: Cardiff Sherman Theatre
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Date: Fri 17 Jan 2025
Venue: Cardiff Sherman Theatre
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Date: Sat 18 Jan 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
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Date: Sat 18 Jan 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
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Date: Sun 19 Jan 2025
Venue: Oxford Playhouse
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Date: Fri 24 Jan 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
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Date: Fri 24 Jan 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
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Date: Sat 25 Jan 2025
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
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Date: Sat 25 Jan 2025
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
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Date: Sun 26 Jan 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Date: Fri 31 Jan 2025
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Fri 31 Jan 2025
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Plymouth University Main Hall
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Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Plymouth University Main Hall
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Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
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Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Feb 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Feb 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
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Date: Fri 14 Feb 2025
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 16 Feb 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
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Date: Sun 16 Feb 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
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Date: Fri 21 Feb 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
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Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
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Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Glasgow Stand
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Date: Mon 24 Feb 2025
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
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Date: Fri 28 Feb 2025
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
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Date: Sat 1 Mar 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Sun 2 Mar 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
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Date: Wed 5 Mar 2025
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
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Date: Wed 5 Mar 2025
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
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Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
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Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
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Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Belfast The Limelight
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Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Mar 2025
Venue: Dublin Liberty Hall Theatre
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Date: Sat 29 Mar 2025
Venue: Dublin Liberty Hall Theatre
Price: €27.00
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Date: Sun 30 Mar 2025
Venue: Glasgow Stand
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Date: Sun 30 Mar 2025
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
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Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
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Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
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Date: Sun 6 Apr 2025
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
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Date: Sun 6 Apr 2025
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
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Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
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Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)