Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show

Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2025

After 127 years at the top of the comedy game, Matthew Hayhurst is finally calling it a day. But not before one last shameless cash-grab! Join your least favourite uncle's favourite comedian for a whirlwind ride through the highs and lows of his career, from the Music Halls of Victorian London to the brave new world of computers. Expect a few laughs, a few songs and the greatest joke ever written. 'Captivating, unpredictable and very funny'(Chortle.co.uk). 'One to Watch' (The Times of London, 1898). 'A good friend to me' (Mr. Blobby).

Upcoming Dates

Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sun 3 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Mon 4 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Tue 5 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Fri 8 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sat 9 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sun 10 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Mon 11 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Wed 13 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Thu 14 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Fri 15 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sat 16 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sun 17 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Mon 18 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Tue 19 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Wed 20 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Thu 21 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Fri 22 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Opium
Price: £9.00
Show starts: 20:30

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