After being fired by his captain, Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his back and the rum on his back. Undeterred, he and his intern Louie decide to steal some legendary treasure from under their former captain's nose... Spruce Moose, a motley crew of ex-Cambridge Footlights regulars, return to Edinburgh with their high seas, low-brow comedy adventure. 'Unhinged, absurd and outrageously funny' **** (TheReviewsHub.com). 'Arr!… this is good!' **** (Derek Awards).

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