There will be blood. Literally. Not like 'Oooh Daniel Day-Lewis' because this isn't his story. It's Marjolein's. Talking about body stuff, specifically blood. Which everyone knows is the most hilarious fluid known to man. This is not gore for gore's sake. This show has the potential to save lives. Also: jokes. No 3 in The List Hot 100 (only two left to kill). Independent’s top 10 best comedy shows of 2023. ‘Impish… upbeat, able to mine an everyday observation to almost absurdist lengths’ ***** (List). ‘Remember the name. This is a star in the making’ ***** (One4Review.co.uk).

Upcoming Dates

Date: Wed 12 Feb 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
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Date: Tue 18 Feb 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
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Date: Wed 5 Mar 2025
Venue: Ullapool Arch Inn
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Wed 5 Mar 2025
Venue: Ullapool Arch Inn
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Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Stirling Tolbooth
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Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Galashiels MacArts
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Date: Wed 19 Mar 2025
Venue: Glasgow Oran Mor
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Reviews

Marjolein Robertson: O

Marjolein Robertson’s stand-up has always had an otherworldly air, drawing on her isolated Shetland roots and an intertwined folksy surrealism.
2/08/2024

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