The ultimate bird-based comedy-quiz. Birds come in all shapes and sizes, from cute little ducklings, to big feathery jerks like geese. But what do they weigh? It's time to find out. I’ll show you some birds, you’ll guess how heavy they are. Score points, get prizes, eat chocolate eggs, win £250... maybe. It’s a bit like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire but all the questions are about birds and the prize is £999,750 smaller. Sorry about that. Come and guess the weight of some birds before the RSPB have me killed.

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