Gerard Lane and Dan Taylor were born from a fish taco during wet weather in the rugged Tasmanian highlands. After sold-out shows at Falkirk back in 1298, the huckin filarious Emergency Poncho are going to dazzle your bathing suit areas with their improvisation skills, razor sharp witticisms and beautiful ballads about Mel Gibson's haggis. This double act are the self-described Proclaimers of pants-wetting. Grab some scotch, bagpipes and start tossing that caber log, cause this night is gunna be the duck's nuts. Olé! 'Poncho's bums oot tha windae' (William Wallace).

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