Putting on Mulan 64 times when you're too hungover to teach. Repeating the words 'I don't speak Chinese' so regularly in Mandarin that they think you're being modest. Taking photos with strangers 237 times a day. Just another day being a foreigner in China. 99% of China's population are Chinese, it's a figure so high it would make Nigel Farage cum blood. This is the tale about the 1%. An Englishman living abroad in China. 'Hilarious and honest, had the audience hook, line and sinker all the way through' ***** (StageDoorApp.com).

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