The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth-rattling, digressing new show from stand-up comedian to the stars John Kearns. Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing what you're about to do next. Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! For money!
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John Kearns: The Varnishing Days
The thing about appearing on Taskmaster, John Kearns notes, is that ‘ticket sales go up… but the laughs, they go down.
22/06/2023