Eliott has never cared for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing his taxes. But with tales of queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the bizarre life of an asexual surviving in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes... Okay, there are some but they're very clever... 'A fully-formed stand-up' **** (NeurodiverseReview.co.uk). 'Must-see comedy" **** (EdFringeReview.com). Infinitely funny. As seen on BBC Scotland.

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