Síomha is in her celibate era. She'd rather staple her tongue to a table than face another Hinge date with a guy who says he's looking for a girl who 'doesn't take herself too seriously'. Instead, she scrolls Tiktok for seven hours a day, and has even started having full blown arguments with her own contraceptive coil (who is NOT happy in retirement). Is her coil right? Is Síomha the problem? A musical comedy for anyone who has ever downloaded Hinge and then immediately googled: 'Am I asexual or just depressed?'

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