Irish comedian Tomie James is so slim he used to eat whatever he wanted and laughed at people who went on diets. Last year Dr Karma diagnosed him with a food allergy. He went to try and find the cause of his allergy and ended up going completely organic. Now only entering supermarkets to take a piss or take the piss. As the global economy shrinks, so does the quality of ingredients in your food. Don’t be fooled by advertising! You may never eat or shop the same way again. Winner: Galway Comedy Festival Smackdown.

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