A tale of two flatmates; Blanche and Fen. Blanche's brassy mother, ex-resident-slag of Otley, married Fen's hedge fund-ish father two years ago. Thus they've shacked up in Greenwich in a flat paid for by Fen's father. Blanche auditions for musicals, has sex to the Joseph Megamix and teaches singing from the flat. Fen would quite like some Conran-shop crockery. They are united only in their hatred of other flatmate Alex, a poetry slammer who went to boarding school with Fen.

They have grievances to vent, right now.

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