© Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I’m going to put a twitter in a box today (I refuse to call it X).
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 4, 2024
This race to count the votes, jesus christ. I guess this is just what passes for entertainment up there. No wonder they cut down that tree.
— ore_engelbert_strauss (@ore_ebbed) July 4, 2024
Having Kwarteng and Dorries on the C4 panel is like having a true crime podcast presented by the actual fucking murderers
— Stephen Collins (@stephen_collins) July 4, 2024
Beans and toast. pic.twitter.com/VZ4R9pUzyG
— David Quantick (@quantick) July 5, 2024
Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
— Bob Servant (@bobservant) July 5, 2024
Anyone else collecting Panini stickers? I got three Chicken Pesto in one pack pic.twitter.com/znn19nv21c
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 2, 2024
The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor.
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) June 30, 2024
The bad news: They will only do it sarcastically after you get basic trivia wrong.
Like monkeys typing Shakespeare it has finally happened. I spelled 'manoeuvred' right first time
— Laura Shepherd-Robinson (@LauraSRobinson) July 2, 2024
They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven. pic.twitter.com/VurtrUjDvA
— Douglas Cheape (@CheapeDouglas) July 5, 2024
Camels call their hooves "human fannies"
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 5, 2024
Americans will be celebrating Independence Day particularly hard this year as it will be their last one pic.twitter.com/rR1Z5FxIFB
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 4, 2024
Published: 6 Jul 2024
