Tweets of the week

Tweets and other posts of the week

So it turns out all my Placebo CDs are blank

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) February 20, 2023

When I found out the amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my permission I was fluming.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 17, 2023

Want Cocaine Bear to be a franchise so we eventually get to see Shrooms Horse, Bong Owl and Immodium Haddock.

— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) February 24, 2023

These Butlins "90s" weekends are really missing a trick not booking Tony Blair to deliver a keynote speech on the Main Stage on the Sunday.

— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) February 19, 2023

Ben Hur once organised a big race at the Coliseum for a good cause. It was a huge charioty event.

— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) February 23, 2023

I’ve just failed my Ventriloquist entrance exam.
I can’t say I’m surprised.#lunchpun

— Just me Stevie. (@Stevie5667) February 24, 2023

Can’t believe it. I book a whole weekend off and they’ve removed HM The Queen: Lying In State from iPlayer

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) February 24, 2023

Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 24, 2023

Who called them "fluffers", and not "semi conductors."

— David Quantick (@quantick) February 24, 2023

Published: 24 Feb 2023