A new name for the £
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 1, 2021
They sacked me for putting profit before people - I was a terrible dictionary writer
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) June 3, 2021
In Glasgow a 'metropolis' is a policeman who uses moisturiser
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 4, 2021
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) June 2, 2021
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I can't identify which three of these images have bicycles in them.
I used to get teased quite a lot at school because I bore a slight resemblance to a bowl of custard - but luckily I had a thick skin.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 1, 2021
Simon and Garth’s uncle. pic.twitter.com/kb66yADZu1
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 3, 2021
My first wife left me because of my obsession with clickbait and you won’t believe what happened next.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 31, 2021
Gonna start calling the £ Britcoin
— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) June 4, 2021
At the Oooh Betty Ford Clinic, they help you in moments of weakness by assigning you a frank sponsor.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 2, 2021
Published: 4 Jun 2021
