I’ve just bought the dictionary as an audiobook....
Tweets of the week
I’ve discovered that thing that makes you instantly look 30 years older - I believe it’s called having children.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 17, 2019
a genie's dick is a genis
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) July 17, 2019
I’ve just bought the dictionary as an audiobook, which says it all really.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) July 3, 2019
I used that FaceApp and it turned me into a coffin.
— Bill Dare (@Bill_Dare) July 18, 2019
Published: 19 Jul 2019