Tweets and quote of the week

Quote of the week

‘I admire you British. When things get tough, you reach for humour. Not firearms.’ Sigourney Weaver.

Tweets of the week

Hey boy, are you the Bank of England? Because you've raised my interest for the first time in 10 years.

— June (@rejunevated) November 2, 2017

'I'm sorry but the Brian Blessed impersonator helpline is currently experiencing a very high call volume'

— 😅Dad Joke Monster😈 (@DadJokeMan) October 31, 2017

I want an oven glove with a big pointy finger so I can remove a quiche whilst supporting my favourite sports team.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 3, 2017

Published: 3 Nov 2017